Obama Depressed, Distant Since 'Battlestar Galactica' Series Finale

From The Onion, Obama has been depressed since Battlestar Galactica ended.

Since the end of the series, Obama has reportedly brushed off key budgetary decisions, ignored his wife and children, and neglected his daily workouts, claiming that he no longer cares if he lets himself go "just like Lee did before the rescue on New Caprica."

In addition, sources confirmed that instead of meeting with Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner on Monday, the depressed president sat alone in the Oval Office, scouring Internet message boards for posts by other fans about the series conclusion.

Obama's First 100 Minutes in Office, as described by Mad Magazine or Comedy Central, or I'm really not sure who.