Jakob and Julia Parody from Vimeo

Jakob and Julia from Loren Feldman on Vimeo.

And Hank Azaria discussing the Simpsons with some random guy:



And there were some bikini pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt and apparently she was getting grief for being fat? Well she has a decent and intelligent response. I hate this culture that makes women think that anything bigger than a size 0 is fat. I don't know a single man who doesn't like a nice curvy woman. Actually I do know one but that's not a lot!

And finally, the internets cats and dogs are going on strike to support the WGA:



UPDATE - Valleywag knows why Jakob was really fired, and it has nothing to do with Julia's breasts or bong hits! They speculate that it is because no one actually uses Vimeo. Even though it is technically better than YouTube no users is not good.

And that is all I have to say on this subject.

Vimeo and an Employee

So apparently a few days ago one of Vimeo's founders left the company after a tiff with IACI President Barry Diller. I'm not going to name this guy because every time I do he comes here and writes a stupid post, but here is a picture of him doing a bong hit. Apparently this picture has something to do with his exit.

As does this one, allegedly of his girlfriend Julia Allison's breasts, which I like very much:



Good for him. Sticking it to the man. Except he doesn't have a job now. And oh yeah... Bong hits are cool because we are all 15 years old. Drugs are cool! Unemployment is cool! Julia's breasts I can't really comment sarcastically about because they are cool, very cool.

WiFi and Julia Allison

Geek Shirt detects WiFi. Awesome.

A video of my internet crush, Julia Allison. I know if I ever met her in person I wouldn't like her but she's kind of cute, in the same way that Top 40 songs that you hear over and over and over are memorable. Via Valleywag:


Lip Dub!! Disney's Little Mermaid - Part of Your World on Vimeo.

Still not ready for the week

Rare out-of-characters interview with Stephen Colbert, following his bewildering spot on Meet the Press this Sunday. Half the show dedicated to an actor playing a character who is fake running for president? And another article acting as if Colbert were a real, serious candidate. People - Colbert's got a monopoly on the fake real journalist thing. Give up. Please.


Take two: Colbert on comedy

Slide, a start-up that makes some sort of widget, is trying to raise money. Apparently they have a burn rate of about $1 million per month. For widgets. Seriously.

Weird video that has something to do with AOL. I'm really not sure.

I detest Julia Allison and everything she does and stands for... Yet I have a bizarre attraction to her. I'm not sure why but I think she is absolutely adorable and incredibly sexy.

I agree with the statement being critiqued here, but it's still not very nice to say.

Article on how Larry David, the comic genius behind Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm, may have some undiagnosed mental illness that makes him act like he does.

Article on Britney's new album and how it is really made by computers or robots or something. I love electronic music and find live instruments to be at times vulgar, so I have no comment on this, other than even as electronic music, her's sucks.