Wednesday, April 23, 2008

My beautiful mommy

Mommy needs plastic surgery explained to 5 year olds.

Gawker's take on it:


The author, who has four children of his own, explained that he sees kids of his patients come in with puzzled looks and ask if their mommy is dying. The book is meant to reassure children that the only party of mother that's dying is her soul.

A Park Avenue plastic surgeon recommends not telling younger children that their birth, and the correlated stretch marks, is what necessitated the tummy tuck. But we say go for it! In these godless times, kids need some sense of original sin.

Me and all these dinosaurs are getting high tonight

Getting high with dinosaurs:

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Boondocks

Hilarious show. Friggin hysterical.



And another amusing video about crappy singers: